Make a wish

Wish granted, but in all of your movies you get a 5 sec roll.

I wish i got paid to do this.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

Wish granted, but in all of your movies you get a 5 sec roll.

I wish i got paid to do this.

wish granted, but it's only a penny per post

i wish i got paid to do this

Wish granted, but the pay is -$2,000,000,000.

I wish i had a sword with the for Greek elements.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

Wish granted, but the pay is -$2,000,000,000.

I wish i had a sword with the for Greek elements.

too bad you can use only one element once per day

i wish i had a burrito

What happened to all the irony? At first it was all like 'oh you wanted a teddy bear? Well, the teddy bear is a bear none the less and wants to eat you, lawl.' Then somewhere down the line it became 'Oh you wanted a teddy bear? Well now it's on fire! And Chuck Norris eats you!'

The burrito's broiling hot and you don't have a plate. I wish I had a cure for cancer.

hempy wrote:

What happened to all the irony? At first it was all like 'oh you wanted a teddy bear? Well, the teddy bear is a bear none the less and wants to eat you, lawl.' Then somewhere down the line it became 'Oh you wanted a teddy bear? Well now it's on fire! And Chuck Norris eats you!'

The burrito's broiling hot and you don't have a plate. I wish I had a cure for cancer.

lol, i tired to keep up with the irony....for example:

the cure for cancer causes aids

i wish for world peace

Wish granted, but aliens come down form the sky and kill everyone.

I wish i was on fire (and that the fire couldn't hurt me).

wish granted but you are killing lots of people

I wish that I was the smartest person in the world.

Wish granted, but you head explodes form all that knowledge.

I wish that i was made of chainsaws.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

Wish granted, but you head explodes form all that knowledge.

I wish that i was made of chainsaws.

wish granted, but you're a prisoner, used by loggers to cut down trees

i wish my homework were done.

Wish granted, but school is now 24 7 (with no breaks, no free time, and no friends).

I wish for it to rain active granades.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

Wish granted, but school is now 24 7 (with no breaks, no free time, and no friends).

I wish for it to rain active granades.

the active grenades have the power of firecrackers

i wish i was warm

You are warm but everything you touch is cold

I wish no one was sick anymore

Wish granted, everyone is dead.

I wish that it would rain fire and chainsaws.

Chocolate Chip Cookie wrote:

You are warm but everything you touch is cold

I wish no one was sick anymore

no one is sick, but everyone dies violently (i was going to say everyone dies from violent deaths, but that's redundant, yes?)

i wish i could sleep forever

The Dark Lord Happy Pantz wrote:

Chocolate Chip Cookie wrote:

You are warm but everything you touch is cold

I wish no one was sick anymore

no one is sick, but everyone dies violently (i was going to say everyone dies from violent deaths, but that's redundant, yes?)

i wish i could sleep forever

you do know i already answered that question.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

The Dark Lord Happy Pantz wrote:

Chocolate Chip Cookie wrote:

You are warm but everything you touch is cold

I wish no one was sick anymore

no one is sick, but everyone dies violently (i was going to say everyone dies from violent deaths, but that's redundant, yes?)

i wish i could sleep forever

you do know i already answered that question.

well, now i do

SoulKnightZed wrote:

Wish granted, everyone is dead.

I wish that it would rain fire and chainsaws.

what's with you and chainsaws?

the fire melts all the chainsaws

now i wish i could sleep forever

Wish granted but you dream that you're awake for the rest of your life.

I wish my wish wouldn't backfire.

hempy wrote:

Wish granted but you dream that you're awake for the rest of your life.

I wish my wish wouldn't backfire.

it front-fired and killed everyone, instead of just you

(get it, like a gun, with the bang, bang "you're dead hahahahhaa")



ummm.......i wish i could travel the world.

that would be fun. i'd definately start in Japan.

wish granted, but the Japanese come after you and try to kill you, but they don't because a giant chainsaw falls from the sky and kills you.

I wish for more wishes.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

wish granted, but the Japanese come after you and try to kill you, but they don't because a giant chainsaw falls from the sky and kills you.

I wish for more wishes.

fine, but you only get two more wishes

i wish i didn't have to wear glasses (i kid, i don't mind them, but know i have to start making up some, because i really don't know what to wish for)

Fine, you don't have to. You can't see without them but now you don't have to wear them.

I wish for irony.

wish granted, it a book called "irony for dummy's".

I wish for a bazooka that fires chainsaws.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

wish granted, it a book called "irony for dummy's".

I wish for a bazooka that fires chainsaws.

the bazooka gets destroyed by the chainsaws, and so do your hands which were holding the bazooka.

i wish i had a sugar daddy (lol, i bet i know what you do with this one, try to make it original, eh?)

wish granted, you dad is now made of sugar (and the rats eat him).

I wish for more wishes.