Make a wish

SoulKnightZed wrote:

wish granted, you become so active that you die from exhausted.

I wish for a chainsaw that will never run out of fuel.

granted, but the chainsaw teeth become dull and can't be replaced or sharpened

i wish i had straighter hair

iAMtheGUY434 wrote:

The cookies are made out of girl scouts.

i wish i had more chips ;-;

Freakin' LAWL! That's the kind of malicious irony I adore.

Your hair is straightened but one night you come home late and your parents don't recognise you. Your sister whaps you over the head setting off an aneurism in your brain. They take you to the hospital to find that in order to fix it, the doctor has to shave your head.

I wish I had a real pokemonz.

congrats, you get a real pokemon, you get a electrode and as soon as you get it, it explodes killing you and itself.

I wish that i had godly powers.

iAMtheGUY434 wrote:

congrats, you get a real pokemon, you get a electrode and as soon as you get it, it explodes killing you and itself.

I wish that i had godly powers.

you have godly powers, but no one believes in you, and as such your powers do not do anything, aside from the very occasional parting large bodies of water into two halves

i wish the snow would melt.

wish granted, but as the snow melted so did everything else for the intense heat.

I wish for more wishes.

hempy wrote:

iAMtheGUY434 wrote:

The cookies are made out of girl scouts.

Freakin' LAWL! That's the kind of malicious irony I adore.

lol i thought it was clever, too but still D:

you get more wishes, but you have to do a ridiculous thing every time you wish for something (like stand on your head and drink water while saying "twinkle twinkle little star" backwards----- rats elttil elkniwt elkniwt XD)


i wish for dry feet.

Your feet are so dry all of the skin peels off.

I wish i didnt't has to goes to florida tomorrow.

(yes, incorrect spelling was intended ><)

iAMtheGUY434 wrote:

Your feet are so dry all of the skin peels off.

I wish i didnt't has to goes to florida tomorrow.

(yes, incorrect spelling was intended ><)

you no has to goes but you has to stay here for the rest of your life, muahahahha!

i wish i didn't have to read these chapters for my homework

You no longer have to read it, but you have to listen to Fran Drescher read it to you.

i wish i had ice cream ><

iAMtheGUY434 wrote:

You no longer have to read it, but you have to listen to Fran Drescher read it to you.

i wish i had ice cream ><

:O the one off of the show THE NANNY!!?? oohhnoooo lol

my wishing powers are delayed and the icream melts before you ever eat one bite

i wish i had some Mtn. Dew Game Fuel!

you know...i refuse to let myself destroy a single can of game fuel.

I swipe the gamefuel.

I wish for donk.

hempy wrote:

I swipe the gamefuel.

I wish for donk.

En wikipedia a donk is "American slang for buttocks" so, instead of making it a car or a samuri duck (because wikipedia said it was those things, too) you get an extra butt

i wish for a better computer

Your better computer is self-aware and knows it's better than you. It hacks into a military program, builds and delivers a fully functional robot body for it to your house, sends an e-mail out for someone t come and install it disguising the ordeal as scifi convention preperation, and adds your name to the military's most wanted list.

I wish.

hempy wrote:

Your better computer is self-aware and knows it's better than you. It hacks into a military program, builds and delivers a fully functional robot body for it to your house, sends an e-mail out for someone t come and install it disguising the ordeal as scifi convention preperation, and adds your name to the military's most wanted list.

I wish.

You do wish, and then all that wishing has given you a false sense of reality, imagining that your wishes have come true. when you are rolling around in that pile of pokemon collectibles, you are actually rolling around in a padded white room.

i wish my nephew was born already.

Wish granted, but you find out he is part computer and he has you on his top 10 people to send to FBI's most wanted.

I wish I could talk to my friends from the guild more (LUNA Online guild {long story, so I wont go into details}).

Wish granted but your friends have all been taken over by the heartless and Kairi is dead in your house lol.

I wish I could have the essay written for me.

wish granted, but when you turned it in it burst into flames and the school caught on fire (no one got out).

I wish to made of unmeltable and unbreakable ice.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

wish granted, but when you turned it in it burst into flames and the school caught on fire (no one got out).

I wish to made of unmeltable and unbreakable ice.

..........*thinks hard*......AHA!

you are unbreakable and unmeltable ice, but unfortunately you were engineered to be skating-rink-ice

i wish clinicals were in carthage, not joplin. i mean, you'd think if the class was held in carthage, the clinical studies or "practice" would be in carthage as well, but nooooooo i have to try and find a ride and i don't know anyone who can give me one!

The Dark Lord Happy Pantz wrote:

SoulKnightZed wrote:

wish granted, but when you turned it in it burst into flames and the school caught on fire (no one got out).

I wish to made of unmeltable and unbreakable ice.

..........*thinks hard*......AHA!

you are unbreakable and unmeltable ice, but unfortunately you were engineered to be skating-rink-ice

i wish clinicals were in carthage, not joplin. i mean, you'd think if the class was held in carthage, the clinical studies or "practice" would be in carthage as well, but nooooooo i have to try and find a ride and i don't know anyone who can give me one!

Hay I take affections form that its not that hard to get to Joplin.

Wish granted but Joplin came with it and crushed Carthage.

I wish i had the dark blade and light blade.

you accidentally had the two blades too close together the dark blade is put out by the light blade

i wish i had some chocolate

Wish granted, but it is acid chocolate.

I wish to see my dragon.

SoulKnightZed wrote:

Wish granted, but it is acid chocolate.

I wish to see my dragon.

you get to see your dragon, but the sunlight bounces off of it's scales and blinds you forever more.

i wish for an awesome wish.

wish granted, you now know what to wish for (but you didn't wish for it yet).

I wish for my spiritbreaker.

wish granted but you got to weak to weild it.

i wish dragons were real.