Random Sites

So I got this Firefox Add-On called Stumble Upon that takes you to random sites. here are a few that I stumbled across that were pretty neat.

http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
http://www.leekspin.com/
http://www.tbitw.com/

http://www.simondale.net/house/index.htm

This thing is pretty neat, It looks like a hobbit house >,<

http://www.condomslogans.com/

lol oh wow, who knew there could be so many?

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Evil Plan Generator!

Mine Evil Plan:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, frightened by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about the return of the Antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

http://www.88by31.com/flashman/thepeoplesmario.swf

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=3320698

just a fun little Mario things

this is the one I made up

Evil Plan!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to choke on their food, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

and this is the one they generated for me
(although i did edit one thing, you can see clearly why)

Evil Plan!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a chosen one. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, horrified by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your Wizard's Robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate Empire State Building. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your Superhuman Powers, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

might I say...that first mario link? prettttttyyyy disturbing >_> but its cool...

the second one is funny.

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy united nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_aug2003/Anger_Mgmt.htm

funny story

http://www.nescapades.com/gameroom.htm

O...M...G.....I had a frigging gamer-gasm just looking at this...

"You're a sumbag!"

hahaha

I'd look at the other site but sadly the stupid Astaro is blocking it (although that's no surprise)

just-listen.darkbb.com

and as for the second link?

SWEET MONEY!!

hehe

http://www.johns-jokes.com/joke/of_the_day/946

You all have to read this, lol. its epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos


Everyone should watch this vid. it defines the internet

found this whighle watching you tube kinda a funny oh and if you combine those 3 sites you found at the same time it's pretty funny


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoK5FADAXtw&annotation_id=annotation_334056&feature=iv