I was chillin' out on the back porch eating veggie chilli and sun chips when all of a sudden the phone rang. The caller ID said 000-000-0000 so thinking maybe Satan had finally considered my proposal of another Home Alone movie I answered. At first I was dissapointed to find out that the caller was actually some survey guy but then I saw the limitless potential this phone call had for fun. Now I can't really describe how the conversation happened so I'm jut going to have to reenact it.
Survey dude: Hello I'm taking a survey for [some company whose name I've forgotten already], can I speak to the youngest male member of your household over the age of 21?
Me: Uh sure let me just get my brother.
Dude:ok
-pause-
Me (with deepeer voice): Hello?
Dude: Hello sir, I was just wondering if I could ask you some questions?
Me(WDV): Oh yeah sure, just let me get my brother.
Dude: What?
Me: Uh, hello?
Dude: Hello?
Me: What did you want?
Dude: I Just wnat to speak to the youngest male member of your family under 21. I have a few question for him.
Me: Oh yeah dude hold on jus let me get my brother.
Dude: No wait-
Me(WDV): Hello?
Dude: Look, I just want to ask a few simple questions.
Me(WDV): No man I know. My brother's just screwin' around, what did you want to ask me?
Dude: Ok first question what is your name.
Me(WDV): Hold on let me get my brother.
Dude:*sigh*
Me: Hello?
Dude: Can you just take this seriously for-
Me: No man I get it, I get it, I'm just as upset as you are. My name's Ryan Richards and my brother is Thomas.
Dude: Okay thank you. Now how old are you?
Me: Well I'm 21 but, I don't know let me put you on with my brother.
Dude: Ugh!
Me(WDV): Hello?
-Dial tone-
All in all, I think he showed great patience.
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