king of the hill

i go through the hole made by eve and make the temp rise to 95*f then while every one else is getting dehidrated i throw eve off the hill and set up a big umbrella thing and dsummon lemonade and water serving servents i claim hill and i'm not thirsty hahahahahaha
oh and CCC quit king of hill me sad

HA HA HA THAT's WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bake everyone on the hill into a cake except for DragonBullet and we feed the cake to Kenjii and push him off the hill he rollls and hits the bottom

I formally submit a peave treaty with all currently involved parties with which we can all live in harmony!

Put that in your juice box and suck it.

*burns Hempy's peace treaty so it says*

The hill belongs to Eve and no one else.

*runs back up the hill pushing everyone off my property.

little did eve know the treaty kept burning and is nothing runs up hill taps eve and she begens to float away becase of magic hehehehe i claim hill.

*does a flip in the air activating my rocket shoes flying back to the hill hitting you off hard* No way.

lol, from the way this is going, isn't this just a god modding thread.
that is, eveyrone's try to out do the other untill the end of the page.

I blast everyone away with super pink powder and invite the dumbest animals to guard me on the hill.

*Makes a tornado form on the hill taking everyone far away with a bunch of cows*

*i was hiing deep under gound* i plant a nucleare bomb in the hill and get i good 100 miles or so away and detinate it everything go BOOM!!!!!!!! i reconstruct the hill in same spot on every ones ashes and alot sturdeier and calim hill

MY HILL, MY WORLD *puts on imaginary crown*

I sneek up on DB, being carefull to avoid the sight of all other competitors for the Hill. When I'm mere inches from DB, I pull a giant golden throne from a pocket (WTF! I know...) and drop it on top of DB's head. I set myself in the throne, draw a sword and slide it into the ground at my feet.


T'IS MINE!!!!

A-and then, there were aliens!!

ugh, if you knew where the above inside joke came from, you'd be sighing with me too....

sends my pets *dragons if you didn't know* to attack brandon after giving him 3rd dagree burns over 100% of his body he falls off the hill alive ofcoures blows up aliens send dragons home and claims hill.

let there be blood for all!!

Miraculously cured of my burns, I reach into my pocket and draw my sword (Wait, wasn't it left on the Hill??). I fight my way up the Hill...

*Three days later.* After countless fights I reach the peak and my throne, a trail of dead dragons lying in my wake. I set once more on my throne and slide my blade into the ground (again).

T'IS MINE!!!

well atleast those were not my dragons i think to my self and pop out of the ground from under MI's chair sending him tumbleing down the hill at great speed i then remodle the hill into a mountain and replace MI's thron with one of my own incese his is booby traped and claim it.
casts spell so no chucknorises can be used
NOW TI'S MINE!

no one dares chalange me i am king of the mountain-hill!!!!!!!!!

*starts raining chicken*

*starts pelting DB with weaponized chickenpox*

*immune to chickenpox* muhahaha hempy you fail again and you didn't even try to dethrone me

*months later* was not immune to chickenpox darn you hempy and your timed weponized chickenpox

i am now the sickly king of the mountain-hill
does no one wish to try and dethrown me?

Well it'll be pretty easy if you have chickenpox. I lure you off the mountain with hot soup, sprite and a tub-full of homeopathic anti-itch cream.


I'm yo' king, uuuuuuuh-huh.