I've decided to make a new Halloday. Not holiday, HALLOday. Holidays are subject to nasty greeting cards and family visits. Not Hallodays. Hallodays are knockoffs of actual holidays so knock-offy that they aren't celebrated by the masses. They don't even have a greeting. Hence their lack of greeting cards.
Anywho this Halloday, Jour de le sucre sale, will be celebrated on the 30th of October. On Thursday the fam's having a Halloween party (y'all invited, you know that) and school let's out at 1:00. Friday we're out of school and Octoberween is celebrated by throwing any of the nasty, junky candies left in your old jack o' Lantern goodie bag into a bonfire to make room for the good stuff's you'll be getting this year! Y'all bring the nasty toothrot, I'll supply the bonfire. And possibly a tv.
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