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Raiga Olir
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Number of posts : 475
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-05-01
Character
Name: Cala Rive
Age: looks 30 (is immortal)
Race: Elf
| | Subject: Jokes Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:32 pm | |
| Any jokes you have can be posted here. Try to keep the rules of Both the Forums and the Random Rantings in effect.
Please do not post any perverted jokes.
Try not to use an excess of "Chuck Norris", "Dead Baby", or "Your Momma" jokes.
Aside from this, have fun. | |
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hempy
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Number of posts : 741
Age : 1932
Registration date : 2008-05-27
Character
Name: Phaie Faese
Age: old as existance-ish
Race: Golem
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:03 pm | |
| Dick Cheney. That's the joke. | |
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The Dark Lord Happy Pantz
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Number of posts : 1511
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-05-05
Character
Name: Turin and Allie Ryuu
Age: ??? and 18
Race: Dragon
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:01 pm | |
| - hempy wrote:
- Dick Cheney. That's the joke.
yeah well, YOUR MOM is the other joke | |
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Amithyst Stonewall
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Age : 1357
Registration date : 2008-05-02
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Name: Amithyst Stonewall
Age: 21
Race: Beastman
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:05 pm | |
| Chuck Norris will kill you all !! ((O.O)) | |
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The Dark Lord Happy Pantz
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Number of posts : 1511
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-05-05
Character
Name: Turin and Allie Ryuu
Age: ??? and 18
Race: Dragon
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:59 pm | |
| its really mean, but i have to tell you guys....
since michael jackson was largely made of plastic, his family had him melted down and made into legos, so little boys could play with him for a change.
niki said she finds it funny, it is a little but still mean | |
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hempy
Council Members
Number of posts : 741
Age : 1932
Registration date : 2008-05-27
Character
Name: Phaie Faese
Age: old as existance-ish
Race: Golem
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:55 pm | |
| When Farrah Fawcett died God said to her that he would grant one of her wishes. She wished he would save the children, so he killed Michael Jackson.
Another mean Michael Jackson joke. A few of these had to be made before he died just in waiting for his death. | |
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The Dark Lord Happy Pantz
Grand Editor
Number of posts : 1511
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-05-05
Character
Name: Turin and Allie Ryuu
Age: ??? and 18
Race: Dragon
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:48 am | |
| - hempy wrote:
- When Farrah Fawcett died God said to her that he would grant one of her wishes. She wished he would save the children, so he killed Michael Jackson.
Another mean Michael Jackson joke. A few of these had to be made before he died just in waiting for his death. lol probably | |
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The Dark Lord Happy Pantz
Grand Editor
Number of posts : 1511
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-05-05
Character
Name: Turin and Allie Ryuu
Age: ??? and 18
Race: Dragon
| | Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:37 pm | |
| I got some new jokes for ya "Horrible Howard's Top 10 Bad Jokes" http://www.pencilkids.com/the-vault/x-spot-gold-achievement-reward/in case that doesn't work, I'm going to post the jokes on here: What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?Are you my mommy?Why does Jenny keep chocolate on her pillow? Because she wants to have SWEET DREAMS!Why did the picture go to Jail?Because it was FRAMED!Why did the Astronaut sit on the keyboard?Because he was trying to find the SPACEbar!Why did the student eat his homework?Because the teacher said it was a PIECE OF CAKE!Why did the silly monkey eat the candle?Because it wanted a LIGHT snack!What did the bartender say to the ghost?I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve SPIRITS in here!Why did the boy pick up his pencil?Because his mother asked him to DRAW the curtains!Why did the cat eat the canary?Because it wanted a tasty TWEET!What did the cross (that is, the X) say to the naught (the O) when when it found it staying up past it's bedtime?I'm CROSS 'cause you've been NAUGHTY! | |
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